The curse of the moto razr

Spoke to gal pal Lola earlier this evening. Her plans to acquire

the iPhone were temporarily postponed last week, but in the

meantime, her current phone decided to cease operations. So,

as one of her good friends did indeed buy an iPhone, she had 

an extra phone to give to Lola.....a Motorola Razr. Now, let me

fill you in on my humble opinion on this matter. I am by no

means superstitious, nor do I believe in psychic stuff or spells,

but I kind of have to wonder about Lola and her relationship

with Razrs. This will be the 4th one she has had in about a 

year. Her first one was stolen, the second suffered a painful

death in a washing machine, and the third suffered an unfor-

tunate demise in the snow and ice of Alaska. So I really have

to wonder a couple of things - first, why would she take 

another one after her string of bad Razr luck? Secondly, I 

can't help but wonder what the Fates hold for this latest 

Motorola - perhaps it will be run over accidentally as it falls 

out of a pocket under the tire of some vehicle, or maybe it will 

end up slipping into some dingy toilet of a bar where Lola has

had too much to drink!