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Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Seattle's slew of nuns...and sluts!

I am sure most of y'all have seen the Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan
blockbuster hit movie 'Sleepless in Seattle'. The largest city
in Washington state looked rather serene in that movie.
Well, thanks to my gal pal Lola, I now know that this depic-
tion was an illusion, or at least rather misleading. Lola, upon
her arrival there, noticed an abundance of drag queens; the
most outlandish ones were dressed as nuns! She has since
discovered that these 'nuns' are part of an order called the
Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence. The sisters originated in
San Francisco (of course!); the Seattle chapter goes by the
Abbey of Saint Joan. I have attached the link to their website,
just click on the title of this post, and prepare to be amazed
and amused! Speaking of amazement and amusement, Lola
provided both to me when she discussed the rail type metro
system that Seattle is in the process of implementing. It will
be called the Seattle Light Urban Transport (or train). Now,
I know my readers are smart and hip, so y'all have already
figured out the acronym here - S.L.U.T.! Yes, I can hear it
now - "yeah, I think I'll take the S.L.U.T downtown! or even
better, 'ok, gonna ride the S.L.U.T across town!' Well well,
guess folks are sleepless in Seattle after all!

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Monday, January 29, 2007

A "HOT" cup of coffee

Well, it appears that yet another unusual story a tad on the risque side
has made waves. In the Seattle, Washington area, the national hotbed
of coffee, certain coffee shops and stands are promoting a new look.
No, not a new muffin or latte flavor. The new look centers around the
baristas. In an effort to drum up business in a highly competitive
market, certain coffee shops are featuring "bodacious baristas", young
ladies steaming up macchiatos while vamping around in baby dolls,
thigh high boots, bikini tops, short shorts or shorter skirts, and other
flashy outfits. (OK, so they are trying to drum up more male business!)
Certain establishments, while offering "flirty service", also have
themed days, such as a day with the "schoolgirl" look, "secretary" look,
and other fetish ensembles. The names of some of these coffee shops
speak for themselves: Cowgirls Espresso, Natte Latte, Moka Girls,
Bikini Espresso
, and The Sweet Spot. Most of the shops pay only
minimum wage, but many of the baristas are raking in the tips; one
girl interviewed by 'The Seattle Times' even boasted that she is making
way more tips as a naughty espresso maker than she did when she
waited tables at 'Hooters' (and we all know about that chain restaurant).
It is not clear when this trend of "sexpresso" really began, but one thing
is certain - by 'sweetening' the product, shops have now reached out to
a segment of the population that probably never set foot in a 'Starbucks'.
One male customer stated "If I am going to pay $4 for a cup of coffee, I
am not going to get served by a guy." You know, I think that kind of
says it all - sexism, exploitation, seduction - all wrapped up in steamy
hazelnut cappucino. Want some whipped cream for that mocha?

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